Have you Heard the One About the Cow?

"Have you heard the one about the cows?"
"No."
"There were two of them."
Is that the funny part?"
"Wait. I was just pausing for dramatic effect. I'm getting to it. There were two of them standing on the hill and the first cow looks at the other cow-"
"Have I heard this one? This isn't the stupid 'moooo' thing is it?"
*insert snorting laughter*
"Oh, Matt!"
"Let me finish it."
*insert eye rolling"
"So the first cow looks at the second and cow and says, 'mooooo.' The fist cow says, 'Darn, I was going to say that!"
*insert more snorting laughter*


"You would think that was the first time you'd told the dumb joke..."
"Oh come on *more laughter* that was funny!"
"Babe, it was not funny when we met and 17 and you told me. It was not funny at 21 when I had to listen to you retell it to people on our honeymoon. It was not funny at at 25 when I had to watch you retell it to our new born son. It is not funny watching him, at aged 6, retell it to his friends. And it has not gotten any funnier listening to you still retelling it in your thirties. You need a new joke."
*insert thinking husband*
"Okay what about this one. There were two fish, and the first fish says to the-"
"Maaaaattt!"
*insert me walking away*
*insert him still snorting with laughter*




What about you? Got any Friday Funnies to share? I don't want to hear the one about the cow or the fish. Otherwise, I am pretty open. Make me laugh. :)